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It is our first podcast of the new year. So happy frickin New Year to everybody. Hope your new year is going good. My day started off with a new SATA test at six in the morning. Not just peepee this time, blood and urine. So good morning and good stabbed in the morning. Well, yeah, start the new year off. So. But yeah, your girl can't complain, if you know what I mean. Yeah, guys. So here's the part of the show where I give you a little update about what's going on with me. Same stuff as last week, if you're a consistent listener, I am preparing for a trip to Colombia to go get some stem cells to fully heal, I'm probably, you know, 90% healed at this point. But I don't want to be in pain anymore. So I'm very, very fortunate that the amazing people at bio accelerator in Colombia are sponsoring me for this procedure. And I'm very, very excited. Unfortunately, it will take about six weeks for the recovery process. So that puts me an estimated return date to the cage, mid 2023. And that seems like a long way. But I've already fucking waited right around the corner three years. God, I can't wait. Someone asked me the other day. They're like, how long has it been? And you know, like, after the first two years, I kind of just stopped counting. And you longterm listeners know that, you know, I said that I became a happier person. When I stopped focusing on, you know, when I was going to heal and just focused on the healing process and enjoying the journey and all that and I am I'm still enjoying the journey. But I can't fucking wait to be back in the cage. And the first step. Well, there's been many steps. But the next step as of now is Columbia stem cells, you know, heal up, it's about a six week process of healing. Actually, the stem cells don't even take full effect until six months after you get them. But I'm definitely not going to wait that long. So I'm really excited. I will be talking about it every fucking week. Because after three fucking years, I see the light at the end of the tunnel. And I'm so happy and I'm grateful that the UFC hasn't given up on me or you guys haven't given up on me on Zol you haven't given up on me nobody's given up and you know, it probably did look a little cloudy there for a minute for your girl. But things are good things are going good. staying busy not just with training. Also with some other cool gigs. One of those gigs is January 21 submission only Series Nine. It is an elite grappling series. And this one is the pro team duels it's going to be in Roseville studios in LA. So if you guys are in OC or LA come check it out. What's going down is a team that are competing, it's a three man team and the winner gets the winning team gets $3,000 and they're also doing a couple female super fights black belts. So check them out submission only series.com For tickets or if you want to follow them on social media at submission only series and I will be hosting with my girl zeta Zang. So come check that out it's super fun. It's like an A, like an artsy content type studio. So it's not that average kind of grungy, you know gym vibe. It's it's kind of nice so you can dress up there's an open bar. Check that out guys and then the following weekend. January 28. Up next fighting number four. If you guys haven't been tuning in You don't know, I am now working with a fight organization called up next fighting here in Orange County War, SoCal pretty much, and I'm so happy. It's a really, really great promotion. And I'll tell you why not just because I work for them and they're paying me but because they really care about their fighters. And here's another thing that they're doing that's kind of special. This next event on January 28, is a collaboration event. So they're working with a nonprofit, and it's a PSA, who, actually Danny Trejo is headlining, but it's called Bad meds, kill real people, or hashtag stop that meds. Basically, it's bringing awareness to the fact that online pharmaceutical drugs are fucked, guys, you need to not trust what you hear on the internet, or what you read on the internet, you need to verify your medications before you put them in your body. And who better to talk about this than me, you know, it's anyone can do it, anyone can get caught up and don't be so trusting. So it's www.safe.pharmacy.com I wish I would have checked you know, wouldn't be in trouble like I am sometimes. But please learn from my mistakes, not just with supplements, but lots of other medications as medication is all over it across the board, any kind of online prescription that you're getting www safe.pharmacy.com. And so January 28, up next fightings actually doing a collab event. So if you go to this event, tickets are on sale now up next fighting.com are on their social media at up next fighting on Instagram, and you'll see it you know, I don't know, if Danny Trejo is going to be there, that'd be super sweet. But we're basically going to, you know, put on a show that's got purpose behind it. And I think that says a lot about the organization a lot about the people that run the organization, and it's going to be a great event. So come check it out, guys. Other than that, I'm just trying to get in shape and you know, just get ready for the stem cells because I will not be able to train as much so I'm trying to get super jacked and in shape so that when I'm resting I don't feel like I'm wasting time but yeah, that's it guys. 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Today's guest is an American mixed martial artist in the Featherweight division. He's competed for the Ultimate Fighting Championship LFA. Up next fighting and most recently BYOB extreme Bare Knuckle fighting. He also competed for classic entertainment and sports and as a former ces MMA bantamweight champion. The Riverside California native holds a record of 18 and 10 and has been pro since 2015. We talk about sex and an Uber Russian mom movie, Power Ranger put down now on stage Daddy Long Legs, the awkwardness spiral, slapping the kinky out of someone, ADHD and OCD in a crazy world. threesome dreams, tag team foot job tails, stripper and another life naked escape mid stroke, walking on a porn set on accident and much more. Here's your guest, Andre Afro monkey you'll. All right, we're here with Andre Afro monkey. I am so excited to have you on you're always bringing the good energy. Thank you so much. How's your day going so far?
Unknown Speaker 9:54
So far? I'm me being like really frank on the situation. It was kind of like rough days are rated really hard to get in together. And then you know, you don't know how the service is gonna work. So it was like one of those random moments and then I ended up like smoking for, you know, little mindset. And now like, excellently little chip.
Unknown Speaker 10:13
That's great. Oh, God, I always I always try to smoke a little bit of weed before the podcast because even if it's someone like you who I feel very comfortable with, we've you know, talked in person I've interviewed you for up next fighting, it's still, you know, I want to do good. And so I smoke a little bit, but I never, like always smoke too much. You know, and that's obviously the kind of personality I have. I'm like, if I'm going to do something, I'm going to do a lot
Unknown Speaker 10:39
with that, and actually, I prefer like energy like that being around because it's, I ended up doing the same and especially if I'm like smoking, like out of a bomb or something. I don't know how to do the whole technique, right? Or however they do it. And it'd be like the first one was like dying inside of the back of my throat. I'm like, Alright, I quit today. Want to hit her? I am. I am happy with.
Unknown Speaker 11:00
Well, I'm glad that your day perked up. Hopefully, this interview is very fun for you. It's, it's a fun interview. It's different. I'm definitely gonna ask you, you know, the same questions about fighting, but we're gonna get into the good stuff a little bit later. So you're ready to jump right into it? That I am ready. Well, yeah. You know, everyone knows you as an exciting fighter and you fought and all these different organizations UFC LFA. I was looking up your Wikipedia and your roster, I mean, your record and all that, but you just did Bare Knuckle boxing. So I want to know is that the switch? You know, where do you want to go from here? You want to continue Bare Knuckle boxing? Are you trying to work your way back to MMA?
Unknown Speaker 11:40
Well, the good thing is about the whole Bare Knuckle that I did, they left it open where I'm able to do anything I want, as long as I end up finish, like their side of the contract I probably do. And the whole Bare Knuckle thing. It's just like a drill in a rush. If I ended up saying anything because like growing up, I did a lot of street fights. It was like life. When I say life, it was life and especially when you moved around a lot and so for me, they ended up dropping in that I was just the revamp my whole lifestyle and mindset in the inner me type ordeal. So truth be told, I actually want to do or actually I'm gonna finish the fight but if they end up giving me the money that I got one and I'm asking for then you know, it can be one of those like lifetime career type things but goal is to get back in the hole UFC and everything and like kind of make it happen because that's the biggest platform and right now, but at the same time, like I said, if I build Bare Knuckle with my hands, you know, like star Phantom and me being like, like one of those like star shucking exciting fighters, I can make that happen. So, everything is kind of like wherever they place in front of me.
Unknown Speaker 12:42
Yeah, I mean, I see Bare Knuckle as, you know, an opportunity to grow your grow your stock even more, right. But then obviously, I gotta ask like, what happens if you hurt your hands but you moneymakers? You know, like that's why I'm, I was like, Oh, actually, you're gonna get into bare knuckle and like No, like my face. And I like my hands. And I like not being fucked up. Like, I'm already fucked up with my spine like, so what happens if you do injure your hands and then boom, you know, UFC or Bellator someone else calls?
Unknown Speaker 13:13
Well, funny thing about that is like, basically, I already have a messed up left hand. And this is the My moneymaker, the one that I'm like, dropping people rocking people, or what I'm basically known for, like, oh, he has a great one, too, you know, he has that too. So I already broke this bad boy. And it's still partially broke. I can't even ball a full fist with it. But you know, I throw it like, I want to end up break us on his face anyways, you know, so be doing it with a little padding, which know the padding is not for me, and, you know, it's not for them, it's for myself. typer deal, but it's one of those things, like once you're used to it, or your hand is just there, I'm already prepared for it to break. So everything that I ended up doing, I'm prepared to break down and call it a day, you know, so I know like a lot of people say what about your knuckles? What about your hands and your wrist, but we are automatically in the game or the fighting sport that we are in. It's one of those, you know, flip a coin and might land on heads, and that's you breaking your hand or it might land on tails and you're good to go, you know, but that's just like how I ended up like rolling with it. Because I'm like, more of that guy that just jumps all in because it's, you know, it's like the you know, they fit you fit the moment of yes or no, I'm on the yes or no moment. So if I'm in I'm in,
Unknown Speaker 14:19
yeah, that's yeah, I understand. And, you know, that's just the sport that we that we're a part of, right. There's a lot of risks. And it's a high risk, high reward sport. So you got to put what's called bacon on the table somehow, you know, bare knuckle Alright, so, you know, do you have a next Bare Knuckle fight setup? Or are you just waiting for the call?
Unknown Speaker 14:41
When for the call for that part? To have one like they finished it all the way like I've been like, probably March or April or something, but the thing about it is like I'm the active type person, so I'm like trying to fight now. If I can fight tomorrow, I would. So it's like one of those, if that call to happens is happening, you know, but uh So yeah, that's, that's until then. And right now I'm just kind of fishing around. And, you know, some of the teammates are all getting ready for fights. And so I'm like helping them you know,
Unknown Speaker 15:08
I love that. How was your experience with up next fighting?
Unknown Speaker 15:11
Oh, freaking love the next family and it's like the first day like face to face and everything it was, like already felt so comfortable of, hey, we're already friends, you know, and it made me comfortable. So that was like the whole goal. And then as an added bonus to add juice. So yeah, you know, it's one of those things, and it's like, oh, up next is like that big platform. Like, like I said, it's building up the stock, and they're actually trying to do it that way. I ended up talking to a few people back there and one of them approached it up with, yeah, you know, we're giving out like the raising type vibe. Back in the day, you know, where they line everybody up before? Oh, yeah. Everybody kind of, and that was my first time in that like, situation. are they typing? I was like, Oh, I actually like it. And at the same time, it introduces us to the fans and fans get to know us a bit great as in, they only know the name, but they get the visual of okay, I'm gonna pick him Okay, who he fights I'm gonna pick him type of ordeal. You know, it didn't matter. That guy that was standing right here, you know, stuff like that. But I love up next. I definitely would love to jump back on it on the card. I'm gonna try to make their January card, you know, should be a week after my birthday. So own by going there.
Unknown Speaker 16:25
Yeah, that's January 28. Actually, that's that's like three weeks? Yeah, you're trying to get on that card.
Unknown Speaker 16:31
If they slide me on that you're fine. And you're like, I promise you this guy actually had to turn down like long contract is a contract. And let me see into March. And I was like, that's cool. I'll take it. But the problem is, I need to know if I'm able to fight this month in February. And I was like, if I can do that, then I'll like jump on it. But if not, then I was like, Hey, I'm gonna kind of put that on time and I'm just gonna knock this out. And if it's still open, then I'll jump on it. But I you know, it's like, I want to know if I'm able to fight today slash tomorrow. Or you know, like, it comes down to that whole negotiation and things and stuff
Unknown Speaker 17:07
like that. It sounds like you just don't want to be restricted. You just want to fight, fight, fight and get the work in when you can.
Unknown Speaker 17:12
That is that part. Especially. Like I said, my goal is to have seven prices here. And it's like seven straight straight seven.
Unknown Speaker 17:22
Wait, what why don't we what is the record? It's like cowboy Cerrone or Angela Hill. Like they fought like a certain amount of times in a year and I think it was
Unknown Speaker 17:32
one of them. And she always fine.
Unknown Speaker 17:35
Do you know that records all? Angela hill or cowboy Cerrone? Like most UFC fights in a year when he little Google?
Unknown Speaker 17:43
But yeah, no. I think Holland ended up catching or getting like six sick in one year. Okay, but, but to me that ain't nothing. And you know, he could take that as a disk but you know, like what am I like, what am I fighting McCrea like I ended up before I ended up. Before I got to the UFC. I ended up fighting seven times in one year. So it's like I'm already used to it. So it was one of those back to back. Sorry. Hey, we got to find it next week. All right. Let me go. Then the best fight I promise you I had it was the LFA fight, right. I ended up fighting a which is a homeboy now as Gustavo Lopez. I ended up finding him in January, right. I broke my hand. And when I say broken like it was the picky fracture, you know that they said little minor fracture or whatever you call it. That should not mess was like locked out. And then I broke my thumb slashed like into the wrist. It was broken. Okay. Yeah. So I was supposed to go to the doctor that gave me the list. Yeah, go to the doctor. So I'm like, All right. All right. I'm gonna do that. Never went to the doctor, I go to Vegas, Susan. I should Vegas, you know, like the whole thing. And I ended up getting a opportunity like, hey, you know, the fight for LFA? It's three weeks, do you want to take a look at my hand? And I look at my brother and cousin because they whipped me right? I'm looking at them. And I say, Hey, um, what's your thoughts? If you if I say I'm gonna take this fight, and they're like, Dude, your hands broken down. And I was like, okay, so I looked back down, I looked at the fight, or I looked at the opponent, and I was like, I could beat on the one hand. Wow. So I literally burned like, virtually saved this day over here. Like no your hands broken. Alright, let me look at the on the fight. They look at it, and they're like, Okay, we'll take it. Just like that. It was like that moment, and then I'm calling them up like, hey, done. They're like, Alright, we gotta get your hand clear. There was like, luckily, I knew a doctor. And so I walked in and I was like, so my bet is not the fact that I knew a doctor. I knew a doctor clear me and at the same time I knew somebody or the doctor that ended up signing off on my hand. He didn't put no hand so I just walked into the docks with my right hand say yeah, I broke my right. Are they saying I brought my right hand on my hand is good as I showed you sneaky
Unknown Speaker 19:52
sneaky. Hey, this is for your own well being. Okay. Public Service Announcement guys are Are lady fighters girl fighters do not do this? This is not smart. Okay, continue your story.
Unknown Speaker 20:05
Okay, so I was supposed to do it, but I wouldn't. I was like, yeah, they were like, they want me to check my right hand because it was like, swollen like three days ago. And you know, he looks at it. And he was like, okay, then he looks at it like, but this kind of got he kind of caught me on it. And he was like, Alright, let me get out of there. So I showed it to him. And it was like, luckily I beat down where I was able to ball it. Yeah. So when I did it, he said, Okay, all right. Yeah, you cleared the whole night. But the left hand was like super swollen, but it was like, Yeah, you know, I'm only here from my right hand, you know, that he's like, okay, cool. And literally three weeks later, I go into fight first round, you know? And it was like one of those things and I literally did it with one hand like you didn't see me use my left hand. You won the fight. Oh, yeah. It was first round. Wow. Okay. But you ended up seeing the slap the guy.
Unknown Speaker 20:54
Oh, my God. That's amazing. That's an amazing story. Wow. And that reminds me of that meme that's really popular. It's like half of the page is the basketball players where they're like basketball players pretend they're hurt. And then the other half is like an MMA fighter. It's like MMA fighters pretend they're not hurt. And I'm like, this is the perfect example.
Unknown Speaker 21:13
Not literally is I noticed when you're talking about ticks, they'd had one for Lebron James. And it was like he matched him with the it went from MMA fighters, to football players to basketball players. And then they had LeBron in the soccer field with the soccer players right? Would want I love soccer. Soccer is like my favorite sports. I really want my boys to play soccer, you know, but maybe like flopping sometimes. Yeah. And they have LeBron out there on the soccer field. It's just funny. It was funny.
Unknown Speaker 21:44
Yeah, they're soccer players and basketball players. You guys be dramatic as far as my chest that's pretty much all the fight talk we're gonna get into right now. It sounds like you just looking to fight whoever, whenever you want to stay hungry and sounds like you're relatively healthy right now.
Unknown Speaker 22:04
Oh, yeah, definitely. Was it? I am great, everybody.
Unknown Speaker 22:10
Yeah, we're gonna fake it till we make it. That's for sure. Gotta get back there. So So what's going on with you in the love life right now? I always ask right out the gate. How do you identify sexually meaning stray by gay asexual? Pansexual. And then also what is your current dating status?
Unknown Speaker 22:29
Okay, so from Back to the back. Yeah, so Dana says I am in a relationship named Sarah. She's awesome. Right. Now going back I'm straight. But I also stayed in my lane. So let's just like you know, anyone I say stay in my lane. I have no beef with anybody. Everybody does their own thing. I'm happy for everybody and everybody that ends up falling in love as Fuck no, that's beautiful. Granted, he probably gave a curse a lot but the thing is, you know that I want everybody end up loving who they want to live like, you know, everybody it's kind of hard and open ended up understanding what you go through. They can only basically feel or whatever direction they want to throw. But yeah, so straight. And now we'll first question again,
Unknown Speaker 23:11
just yeah, how just stray and in a relationship just to kind of get you know, established here. Yeah, I mean, that's what this show is all about. Andre, I think you can tell like I'm just like, hey, everybody accept everybody for who the fuck they are. You don't like it? You don't got to talk to him. You don't got to be friends unfollow block, whatever. It doesn't matter. No, no. Hey, you know, our, our funniest thing to say on the show is we don't Yuck, anyone's yum. You think that's yummy. You do you you eat that? No, I
Unknown Speaker 23:36
well. It's true. Because like one of my main weaknesses in this world is brussel sprouts. And people be trying to like convince me and say, Hey, brussel sprouts is good, especially if you try to fake it. I try it with everything. I don't like brussel sprouts. Tonight, you know, I feel like it's like aliens walked around and said hey, we're gonna end up taking shits, right?
Unknown Speaker 23:57
While you're real passionate about brussel sprouts, okay.
Unknown Speaker 24:02
On weakness, and I got three. That's one. That's number one.
Unknown Speaker 24:05
So, you know, right into like, the kind of romance talk What do you usually look for in a partner? I love asking first on the physical aspects. And then like characteristics, you know, do you look for certain personality traits and certain physical traits?
Unknown Speaker 24:21
Well, clearly, they say, my physical traits is like all like linked into I have a tight. Okay, I love
Unknown Speaker 24:27
that. Because a lot of people say they don't have a type. I don't have a type. I don't. And if you don't have a type, that's great, but if you know you have a type, you know, your type.
Unknown Speaker 24:35
And it was that part right now, because like, at first I was like, No, I don't have a type. I'll leave that person. Right. It's like no, I haven't talked by Linda date. Because like, literally all my past I have dated every race like you know, I got to every race. And it got to this moment where you just start I don't know, it seems like everything just starts like basically like slimming or coming to a center of what you actually attracted to or whatever direction Yeah, and you know this stuff. a Pacific Islander type ordeal or exotic my back? Let's go ahead is the exotic look. Yeah. The exotic look, it could be like, Hey, we had tattoos here or a this is the long hair that just like flops and flows, you know, little things like that. And like bleh I'm dating like, you know, she fits the whole scripture. What am I seeing her? She's hot I like it. Yeah, so that's why I'm on and it's like, and I know, she probably like think it's like game, you know, whatever the case granted, which one is like, the personality parts that like the traits that I like, I like the whole aggressive of, I know what I want. And she started off with, I know what I want it like, hey is like, Hey, I was like, I kind of want to get to know, you know, she hits me with. Yeah, but first off, you know, let me just let you know, I've ever the only one that you are one of the only girls that you're talking to, like she kind of left it open, but not let it open. Like, I just don't want 90 Girls and I'm part of that 90 Girls, like, you know, like you better slim it down to three, three, or two. Like that's it kind of came at me and I was like, I looked at it. I said, I liked that. It was just like that. It's like I like that and then actually know it, she was grabbing my attention. So I'm like flowing into it. It was all cool. And next you know it, you start dating, but it's like so I find that it's like the exotic type of energy. With that whole I know what I want. If I want you I'm gonna go for granted if you have somebody else or not, because always system status. People always take somebody from somebody, no matter how you look at
Unknown Speaker 26:28
take some that people always take somebody from somebody
Unknown Speaker 26:31
from somebody. So meaning like, you got a single person granted, they're supposed to be single, but nine times 10 There's a good friend best friend or guy that really into you and they're really want to talk to you, but you're not giving them that that chance because it's like, Ah, I know you for so long. And I know you're like characters or whatever the case is, we just don't fit and then someone else pops up. And you only known them for like three days or a week or whatever the case is to build that chemistry. Then you slide over you just took you know that person just took you from the person that really wanted you and it was trying that they're on something and okay,
Unknown Speaker 27:01
that's one way yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right. And
Unknown Speaker 27:05
it's like you end up digging, you end up like knowing what I'm talking about, you know, like you started like spreading in and you'd be like okay, that is true because it's like somebody's getting taken in her mindset was I don't care if he was talking to somebody better than me down to three and I think we all three All right, you you are you all three of them? You know so like I said it's like the energy and that's like a turn on like you know and especially like how it is it's like I am like one of those like type of freaks type or ideal you know, like I end up shooting for the stars and moons and stuff like that. You
Unknown Speaker 27:34
got to you got to I love that so soundly you like you know the exotic look, but also like a confident assertive woman. Yeah, like a powerful woman sounds like a powerful woman
Unknown Speaker 27:43
out of a woman that's like, turn it on. Love it. God damn.
Unknown Speaker 27:47
It is the worst when men are intimidated or not even intimidated, but they're just like, oh, like I don't want the call. I'm like bossy, like bossy chick, or like, you know, or a bitchy Chase. Like, it's okay to be assertive and know what you want. And a lot of men find that unattractive. But it's nice when a man likes that in a woman. All right. What about what about deal breakers? And I, you and I talk I know you have a two year old son. What's your son's name?
Unknown Speaker 28:14
No, boys, June, June, like the month of June like the month right? He's not born in June. But June is fit. And it was like freaking perfect. And you know, he's April, baby. So
Unknown Speaker 28:26
I love it. Yeah, I have a cousin named April. She was born on April 1. See, not as points. Okay, so, you know, I always like, you know, for example, a deal breaker for me, just because I don't want kids and I'm not like this motherly person. So like, you know, before I was with my partner, it was like, All right, my deal breakers, kids and my deal breakers. Cigarette smoke. Like, do you have any deal breakers like that?
Unknown Speaker 28:49
Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's like a bonds like probably like the most awkward just damn things in the world. So don't ya don't
Unknown Speaker 28:58
judge me Don't judge no judgment here. No judgment zone.
Unknown Speaker 29:01
So like a deal breaker for me. And it's like, unless I'm, like, locked in, like, we know we're locked in and, and I'm like, I'm in there. And it's like, Alright, whatever. But granted, it's one of those things, like, I'll start making my adjustments. But when I say adjustments, it's like this. So everybody that has like, you know, like, the back of pants, like, you know, they have a lot line, right of the pants. Like you pull it up. And it's like, in the back of the butt type ordeal. And it's like, like, they
Unknown Speaker 29:24
knew Oh, you're talking about the new style of spandex that like go right up your booty crack? Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 29:29
it could be that or regular jeans would just sit there. So it's just, it has to be even. So it's like, the line hat or like the pants have to be even where the line that's like between like, you know, like the big splits and stuff has to match what with that? It has to go into
Unknown Speaker 29:44
all your seconds. So are you saying that like some women have one butt cheek bigger than the other?
Unknown Speaker 29:49
No, I'm not saying that. So it's like you're getting a diagram what's going on right now? Not
Unknown Speaker 29:58
the full diagram. Alright, so I'm gonna do Get right here. So argument's sake, this is like the back of the line of of the, of the pants, right? Okay, got the butt cheek, the butt cheek and then there's the line where it's it goes down, like basically the
Unknown Speaker 30:11
seam of the pants.
Unknown Speaker 30:13
So it's one of those where if the pants is creaking, right, and I'm talking about the line is on the right side of the cheek, or the far left side of the cheek, or just awkwardly there. It's a turn off to me, because it's like, I don't know what it is. It might just be like past like, mindset, like AR you're not like, you know, like functioning, right? You're just not like, you know, it's like, what's the best word? You're not organized in life at this moment, whatever. And in in your mind, I got nothing to do with anything. And it is just like, hey, you know, I I'm just not back there. And I can't see the butt cheeks and everything. But that's a turnoff. So I'll literally, like if I'm deep in I'm fixing it. Like, you know, oh, I got it for them. So that'd be like me saying my, I'll make my adjustments. I like adjust the pants. Just to make me it's like I'm at like, awkward, like if I can't pick up something or, like I have OCD with when it comes to like if I touch like something dirty. And I know I can't wash my hands. And if I can't do it, I want to try to touch it if I don't, like my hand is getting ready to fall off. Melton. Oh, wow.
Unknown Speaker 31:15
That's, that's okay. So that's an OCD thing that you have. If you can't wash your hands, you feel like you can't touch anything else.
Unknown Speaker 31:22
You can't touch anything. So you literally like so this is what I mean when I'm like when I say I'm awkward. I'm like, awkward to a moment where if something else awkwardly happens. I am awkward or awkward situation awkward spiral. All awkward. So I'll literally be like this. And my hand is burning and like, you know, like a
Unknown Speaker 31:42
you're like, Ricky Bobby, when he does interviews. He's like, I don't I don't know what to do with my hands.
Unknown Speaker 31:51
This is so bad to remember. Like I can't even like and it's like, awkward begins with like, I don't know what to do with my hands like me, I don't know how to take pictures. So you got to tell me something. Love what we're doing? I do it randomly hear me? What should I do with my hands? Like, you know, I literally like verbally ask the question, What should I could do with my hands? And someone be like, Oh, just give them to your side or or do the fist and everything. So I'd be doing this the whole time. Like, I promise you, it'd be like nine pictures of me just don't. Yeah, different poses. And I'm like, You guys ain't telling you, you know, you're talking to me. So it's like, I make things awkward. So that line is like a terminal. Welcome over thinking about and I can't do nothing. It's like when, you know, it's like the beginning stage of are we in a relationship or not? Because if we are, I gotta fix your pants. And it's like, wow, okay, I get it, I get it. So that's like the deal breaker for me for like, it's awkward. I know. But one of those
Unknown Speaker 32:45
How is dealing with your OCD in a relationship? Because when you have your own quirks, right? Like, because that's all their, you know, their quirks, whatever. It's not like, oh my god, I have OCD about washing, it's not a big deal. But when you're in a relationship, you know, I always like I'm concerned because I've got my like, I snore, my poor boyfriend, you know, I'm like, Oh, God, like, what's it like, having the OCD on that level where you feel so awkward, and then with your partner is that hard to navigate?
Unknown Speaker 33:11
It definitely is hard to navigate. Because, you know, it's like, not only that, I have my own CDs, like, you know, your partner might have one, you know, like, I can end up branching off like, like, a few of the exes typer until I do it, and they'll get pissed off. And it'd be like, one of those days, like, I get it, I'm sorry. And I'm like apologizing to it. It's like, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's just speaking with me. You know? Yeah, that's why they get you know, they get annoyed, especially if they're like, not in the mood, or they're angry about it, or whatever the case or are they just pissed off in their day? You know, and it's like, alright, I'll just make it up and like, buy you ice cream or something. I've tried to do something where it's like, alright, I messed up. And I'm sorry, those who kicked in, but you can again, be a deal breaker sort of moment where the deal breaker is not might not be for me, it might be for them. Like, yeah, we'll have it. So I gotta leave them like, you know, and then they're not going to tell you that. Because, you know, like, picture you walk around. Like that's like the nightmare of of, oh, you know, she left me because I fixed her pants.
Unknown Speaker 34:06
That's such a small thing. If someone's leaving because of that then they weren't really you know, in it to win it. They weren't you know, like, that's, that's silly. You said you are quick to give the ice cream is that your love language gift giving?
Unknown Speaker 34:19
Actually, that comes actually last for me.
Unknown Speaker 34:21
That's the word the last case scenario. Here's somebody
Unknown Speaker 34:25
you know, know my love languages? Definitely. It's communication is number one and then it's touch.
Unknown Speaker 34:34
Okay, so words of affirmation. Where's that commission? Yeah. Okay, that's those are my two as well. I always say rub my butt and tell me I'm pretty and I'll be happy. Okay. Physical words of affirmation. So
Unknown Speaker 34:50
that's like it's like it's perfect if you find someone else like like very similar like, the lady I'm dating right now she is similar. It's Rama. But and then, you know, tell me I'm pretty bad. And I'm the opposite like, Hey, tell me I'm awesome. And then, you know, and just know I'm in touch. But yeah, and it's like, like I said, it's like, that's the part where it ends up like becoming like energy, perfect. Matching or giving or taking, you know, because, like I said, she wants to hear the words and in the field, and it's like, I want to, I want to feel to the touch, like, you know, so it's like, once I know, when I'm touching now that touch is always going to be something and I can't let go or constantly doing it, you know?
Unknown Speaker 35:28
Isn't it crazy? How, you know, we're both in our 30s. Now, it's like, these are things that we think about when it comes to the relationship that I know 25 instead of 35 year old Ashley, no fucking way was, I think this deep about the relationship or how to be connected to my partner. And so my question to you is, besides just using our brain more, but how do you think you've changed dating wise and love and relationship wise or even sex wise? From your 20s to your 30s?
Unknown Speaker 35:57
Well, definitely, we'll end up saying, like, the mindset of we're like, all was centered around having a type is that at 25 times 24, I would date anybody, you know, and at the time, I was dating, my first son's mother, and that was my relationship type, right? Do you know, government relationship type? Because like I stated, it's like, I need all the time. I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna lie. It's like, I'm like the ad type.
Unknown Speaker 36:21
You want the love and attention and affection? Oh, yeah. Oh, I didn't know. Okay. Like, you know,
Unknown Speaker 36:25
I didn't want to, I was never good at like, you know, spreading things like, Alright, I'm gonna give you love and give you love. You're gonna give me love and you're gonna give me love. I was never good at
Unknown Speaker 36:34
that. Because it's exhausting. Right? People don't really get
Unknown Speaker 36:37
that. And it's like, especially when you're like, in the fight and cruel what we get right. You know? You already know majority Your time has to be in the gym. Yeah, yeah. And then the relationship side. It's like, it's supposed to be like that support system out the ad
Unknown Speaker 36:52
decompresses the ying yang, right? Yes. For
Unknown Speaker 36:55
union, you know, and now imagine if you're dating multiple people, it's your energy is getting separated, especially when every one of them gets mad, like, you know, you're mad, you're mad, and it's like, You're mad because your dude you're dating is doing this. And then you know, you're mad because the girl you were dating on site is doing that. And then it's like, now you're taking it all on me. And I have no energy for it, because I just got done leaving the gym.
Unknown Speaker 37:17
Yeah, yeah. I mean, well, you could say it like one. Would you say one partner is enough potential friction, let alone multiple, because you just never know, you know, that people, two humans together trying to make it work, especially if you live together goddamn living together as hard, right? Like, it is. And then you got kids. I'm like, oh, kids to what the hell? It's okay. So you're a one woman kind of guy. That's what I hear.
Unknown Speaker 37:43
Yeah, that's what I am a one one woman kind of guy. And, you know, don't get me wrong when I was single, or in my 20s the difference of now and then then it was alright, I'm gonna go to the next one. The next one, like, you know, whatever, whoever locks me, it's kind of like, um, that, that value coin of who wants that? That Maverick will sit there and say that low prize, like who really wants to prize and then you get it. And it's like, Alright, I'm here. And, you know, I see something better. So I'm gonna go over there. And it's like, alright, you get it. But now, like the mindset about, I end up moving with things, it's kind of like, alright, I lost that. I'll just kind of like cruise and my cruising will be like, jumping into one of my hobbies. Like, I love snowboarding. So it's like, um, snowboard, especially, you know, in the whole winter, or if I have travel, I'll travel to it. So even though I just picked that up, like last year, but that was my time spent or it was tennis. Like, it'd be like random moments of that. And then, soon as I started, like, Alright, I'm gonna start settling or trying to look for something because you know, me being broken up, and then time speeds up. And it's like, alright, you start to miss what you actually need in your life. And it's like that little small things. And like I said, Look, that came across Sarah, and she ended up like, making things click, and especially when I'm around there, it's like, I'm able to be myself at the end of the day with that one person, you get to be yourself like, you know, it's it's freaky, freaky time, man. Yeah. But the other ones is like, alright, you gotta call and gotta see if they're cool or they're not dating. And you know, cuz like I said, I've been like, stuck in a lot of awkward situation to the moment where from then and now like, then I would ask the women who they're dating, or are you dating somebody or somebody else? But now, I'm asked like, right now,
Unknown Speaker 39:26
what do you what do you mean an awkward situation?
Unknown Speaker 39:29
Like awkward situation of like, argument's sake, this or that? This should the beginning of last year. I was talking to somebody that was married. I didn't know she was married. Oh. I knew she was married. She told me she was getting a divorce. Paperwork and stuff like that. Alright, so it is like engaged as an okay, I can go ahead and talk to you chop it up. So we're talking, you know, we're like we're talking, you know, all types of random stuff going on. But it was one of those Moments where she ended up like arguing with me, right? And it was like you'd like him all these girls pictures. Half butt naked, right? And I'll be like, it's right in front of me. Well, yeah, like that. Yeah. But here's the other side on the situation. It's like, you're saying this to me, but you're still married, which you're supposed to been get this paperwork stuff going on, but you never did. And at the same time, you're liking guys that are inside the gym with their shirts off and stuff like that. And then some of those people is like, I was cool. I'm cool with. And it's like liking it. So it's like a no hiding the font. But you're getting mad at me because of this. And they'll say, Well, it's different because you're a blue check guy. What does that mean? Like?
Unknown Speaker 40:40
They say you're a blue check guy.
Unknown Speaker 40:42
Oh, yeah. Yeah, you're a blue check guy. And it's like, okay, so by me liking somebody is different from you liking this person over here. And it's like,
Unknown Speaker 40:49
so What? What? Okay, I'm a blue check, girl. So what's the difference? Are we not allowed to do certain things? Because we have a fucking verification
Unknown Speaker 40:57
system that's, that's targeted? Well, it's not different. And it's like, well, you knew you talked to me when I was married. And I was like, Okay, well, I'm just gonna go ahead, do my thing. So that's the whole thing was I just started to argument with you, because I'm getting back with my guy. And I had to figure out a reason to get rid of you, without just simply saying, Hey, I'm gonna get back with my guy. Oh, wow. So she. So she was just picking something for that. And then there you go. So those are the awkward situations where I don't ask like, you know, I couldn't dig I could have probably cut everything. Like from the gate of, alright, I'll wait until you get through divorce. I just don't ask or somebody is married or in a relationship. I don't ask just like clearly. You are if you aren't really shipping ain't working. Because you're talking to me. And and clearly, even if it was, you know, it's like one of those situations where laws I don't know, it's cool. Yeah, yeah. Then I guess I got stories. I got like, freaking stories. Well,
Unknown Speaker 41:51
what what's what was something? What would something be that you could tell your younger self that you wish you knew back then?
Unknown Speaker 42:01
From now from then, as far as
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Unknown Speaker 42:05
If anything, I probably would have had the mindset of steal or switch the factories and don't ask because like when you asked, you end up knowing certain things, and by you knowing it kind of like dictates of how you moving in the process or moving forward, you know, and it'll be like random like stuff like, alright, mistake if i. So another random story. So this story was like, I literally made a post about I did like a story where I was like, eating Del Taco. And the guy like walked in riot, it was like, Who? I'm like, Oh, who's this guy? Who's this guy? And it was like, Well, I'm the husband. And it's like, oh, snaps, I should have not not like asked because she would ended up lying. And now there's like, if I would have known she was married, or at the time, I would have ended up doing what like, either still messing with her. And if I did now, I've had this like, dark conscious in the back of my head, like, oh, man, you mess with somebody's wife, but now it's gonna make me not feel safe when I'm like dating my girl because she might be married me messing with this dude. It's a circle. So I'm like thinking about it. And then it's like, there was that time where I was like, I feel a little bit better because I'm literally as they are arguing and I'm like, eating my taco or talking, you know, and they're just going out drinking my lemonade from Del Taco. I'm eating it. And the guy was bumping heads with or they're like this and that. And then it kind of like drifted into me. Like, are you ready to fight minutes? Like, bro, you don't want that? Like, you know? Yeah. Safe or you know, like, I didn't know I'm just gonna eat my food and I'm gonna leave like, you know, yeah, that's like, please, I could have just left but it was like one of those. You know, I'm deep into the soccer songs like that. So it was like that little situation
Unknown Speaker 43:40
did you find in Taco Bell or what? Oh, no.
Unknown Speaker 43:43
Oh, no, this that the house that it did ended up in a fight, but it kind of got close to it to the moment of she was like barking like, no, no, he's nobody. He's just a friend. I'm like, yeah. And then he got to that moment and then it's like it somehow verted where she started arguing with me and I'm like, hold on. That's your dude. I'm wrong. You know why y'all fix that? And they ended up like finally divorcing but it was that mindset of actually had a clear conscience with the situation where I didn't just beat the person up. Yeah, not knowing it. I probably would have beat the guy up because it would have been like, Alright, we're gonna seek a situation I know about you. And just because I do know about you. I don't know if you know about me so mad fight now? Yeah, no. Yeah. Not like normally the guy that swings first before things go up going bananas.
Unknown Speaker 44:30
Yeah, that's in that that wisdom comes with age and experience and yeah, so it sounds like it's a crazy dating stories. Have you ever done online dating?
Unknown Speaker 44:40
That I do now? Oh, I ended up telling this story to Nick right. And he was like, Hey, you gotta got definitely have to end of shooting this story. So well. This is a online dating and I ended up getting with the Russian Russian girl fresh from Russia. Comes out here to San Diego and you Then rushing to cool, cool, really cool. Then understand a lick of nothing. Wait,
Unknown Speaker 45:05
wait, how did you guys date if you guys did speak the same language?
Unknown Speaker 45:09
Tinder? I don't know what you doing? I didn't because from from the tinder side, right? Okay. Like wherever you end up trying to say you can end up easily like translating or putting it there. Sometimes you would write in Russian and it's like, alright, I don't understand English alright in England.
Unknown Speaker 45:23
So would you translate or would she translate?
Unknown Speaker 45:25
It would be like her translating my stuff. And then she did it to me one time and it's like, oh, I don't even know what that is. And like, she like cut that off. Okay, okay. Okay. So we're chopping it up and then kind of came out like, hey, you know, you should come out here and I'm like, oh, yeah, sure. I had nothing else to do. I'm like, Alright, sure. I'm gonna shoot out to San Diego. So it's an hour drive. So I get there there So note like San Diego is like for all the foreigners it's like LA or San Diego that they go to when it's out here. Right so San Diego, they have like these like, dorms type or deals for foreigners that just pop up. Okay, I so I get there. Soon as I walk in, it's like, hey, strong, strong Russian. I said, Oh, that's some strong. Okay, we hug out. I ended up getting introduced to her. I'm gonna go quotations of her brother. Okay. Right. But it could be like one of those like traveling levers. Who knows? Right. But it but I don't know how they do it out there. But well, here. It was kind of like you're a little too close. But hey, it is what it Oh, got
Unknown Speaker 46:26
it. Okay, okay. Don't touch my brother like that.
Unknown Speaker 46:31
Yeah, you know, I'm like that, like, all right. Whatever the case is,
Unknown Speaker 46:35
y'all end up floating in that direction. I'm like, alright, we ended up taking three shots before we left. Okay. Um, and it was like this rushing bottle. And I felt like they might like put a scorpion and they're like, witches. It's like a scorpion drink. Shocked. But yeah, so whatever the case is strong as Russian vodka. Okay. Three shots of that. I'm already feeling myself. So I'm basically toasted. I'm lightweight. And when I say lightweight, I'm like, lightweight type of deal. So I'm already I'm already filling it. We get in a Uber. This is like Uber time, like the beginning of startup Uber. Or it could have been Yeah, it was like Uber. So because it's Uber story, okay, no, it's okay. All right. So everything else is the build up of craziness. But it's the Uber story for me. So we get into Uber, we get to the club we get to the club, we take two more shots and this is like alright, I'm gone gone. So I'm already gone on you know, like,
Unknown Speaker 47:32
like blacked out blacked out or yeah I'm knocking on the door.
Unknown Speaker 47:35
Okay. I'm knocking on okay. And so I'm already five shots deep right and these are like big shots of what they're getting me so all right we get there they're used to it because like it's water through them. I don't know what it is water to them but I am gone it's this moment like if they would have ended up like trafficking my eyes I would have been definitely part of the system of I'll be lost right now. So she is taking me to this back room. Right. Her in do and ended up taking me this back room where it ended up like going to a kitchen into a secret room and the secret room when I walked in So have you ever watched a fast and furious to with the Tyrese?
Unknown Speaker 48:20
pokers. All has. Okay, so
Unknown Speaker 48:23
tell me this. Do you recall the situation where the big guy was on the table in the club and they had a hand tied up and there's a rat on the stomach and he put the bucket on it? And he
Unknown Speaker 48:34
said oh my god, what?
Unknown Speaker 48:38
So something like that. I walked you walked into something like walked into this? I was like, really? I walked in?
Unknown Speaker 48:46
Yeah, no extra and more Russians back there. I walk in so I'm like the only brother.
Unknown Speaker 48:53
Right? Hey, I'm drunk. I'm like, like, I'm the worst day coming up. I'm like
Unknown Speaker 49:03
so what we do? Yeah. We're like they got this dude on the table like, Hey, where's our money? You know? It is like strong Russian and online. Oh my gosh. Where did you take all this she whispered in my ear. So just know that she was only worried about it. We just walked by that Okay, so we walk in there was extra secret room. He goes into the bathroom. So I'm in the bathroom now. Next, you know she's on me. Boom, boom, boom, right? Like nothing sexual popping up. But it's like a she's on me with kissing. Oh, yeah. Megan All right, we pop out to another shot. Soon as you take another shot. I'm over. You're still tripping on the fact is like, hey, you know y'all got a body a guy. They're beating him up and torture money. Don't worry about that, you know, easily in my ear again, though. worry about it and I'm like, okay. All right. That's not that out of the shot. So we jumped back in Uber, to go back to the place. And as we in the Uber, the guy that was like the brother, he's in the front. Looking back, right? He's looking in the backseat or behind the driver. She's like in the middle center. She jumps on me so low key, we start making out to the moment that we're having sex in the back.
Unknown Speaker 50:26
Oh, wow. Her brothers in the car. Her brother was
Unknown Speaker 50:31
watching and I can say he was giving me eye contact before it's oh my god.
Unknown Speaker 50:36
No, he was like this. And then. So as he's right, you know, so
Unknown Speaker 50:41
she's on top, grabs the driver. I'm like peeking because he's still like looking at me. But the guy is looking at me, but looking at the driver, because the driver is trying to look back. So he's looking back and forth. Yeah. And he's like, Hey, I'm stronger accent for him, too. So I'm probably I'm like the only American. Okay. So he's strong accent. Hey, hey, hey, so brother ends up threatening the driver. You drive straight you look straight and dry.
Unknown Speaker 51:11
Oh he's fuckin wing Manning his sister right now. This is weird. This is so weird thing.
Unknown Speaker 51:18
When I say power power move of wing men of the year. I mean, I definitely got it. He got the trophy. Wow. You drive on the fuck you up? Like you know strong Russian accent I'll pull this car over Now picture as Oh, okay. For you, right? I mean, you said this. I'm doing this. I'm looking at her. Oh, man. Oh God, the driver because the driver kind of zigzagging and it's like, it was bad. It was really bad to finally park or we finally like got out. He gets out the car. I get out the car. We all get out the car. And then he's getting ready to beat up the dude. And I'm like, I'm still drawing. I'm like really drawn to the moment of, I'm like, I don't know if I felt like I might have cheered it on. Or
Unknown Speaker 51:58
beat his ass like. Yeah, you didn't mind like one of those
Unknown Speaker 52:11
poor drivers just trying to make a book, do it Uber,
Unknown Speaker 52:15
like, oh, and then we ended up getting in the place. And like, Alright, so now when we got in, I'm like, again, I go to the bathroom this time and knock. I'm in the bathroom. I'm like, I'm just like, basically, like back and forth on the wall. She walks in, and then we ended up proceeding to do it again. And this time, like the brother ain't there. But now the roommate that that is also there. She just passed the baton over and started banging on the door and I'm like, Oh my gosh, it was like randomly mafia straight into sexual stuff. And stuff like that. So it is So
Unknown Speaker 52:47
dude, that sounds like a movie. So what could make that into a movie? Just that scene?
Unknown Speaker 52:53
I'm trying to tell you and it's like an I ended up telling people when I do tell you about like I speak about it. Like it goes to night. No, I don't believe it. And I was like, Nah, like this really?
Unknown Speaker 53:01
No, I believe it because fuck people are crazy. Social media and just Just what you did right there. Like, we don't speak the same language. We translated. We're perfect strangers. I got into a car with her and her brother, you know, like that. I mean, if you put yourself in a situation like it'll get crazy. And so it's that sounds like it could be easily true.
Unknown Speaker 53:23
Oh, yeah. And it was like, I promise you like most wildest? Like Tinder data online dating.
Unknown Speaker 53:30
Yeah, that wins. That wins the show of sex and violence with rebel girl never heard of crazier online. So did that turn you off from online dating? No,
Unknown Speaker 53:39
actually, oh? argument's sake All right after it. I literally like I probably shoot like, probably two weeks later, I go back out there to go kickin with her and the brother quotations with my brother and my cousin. So it was like one of those things like, you know, like, I guess it's like the toxic stuff or excitement and it was very exciting. So I'm like, Alright, I'm really let's go.
Unknown Speaker 54:04
You're like a really awkward guy, but I love some crazy Russian shenanigans.
Unknown Speaker 54:12
Weird and it's like, I get it. And it's like most people end up like, kind of like floating on off from that. And for me, it's that was like awkward because like I stated, I'm in the back room. And I'm like, that's why I promise you it's like random stuff. Like you're really out here torturing people for money. And I'm like, walk me in. You're like, the only black guy in here.
Unknown Speaker 54:33
That story is wild. Andre. That's a wild story. A question or that I like to ask to kind of get a story like that is what's the craziest thing you've ever done for love or even the most romantic sometimes because you know, a spiders we can be real wild. And that's a perfect example. It's like not only did you have a wild night with a random Russian girl and some espionage, but you're like, I'll see you next week. So do you. Do you remember do anything super romantic or super crazy that you look back now? You're like, what the fuck was? Are they good?
Unknown Speaker 55:07
I see. So I'm like, I got to watch one window fitting. So the one that actually I broke my broke me. It was, I could arguably say like, it was like my first like love, like, you know, there's like argument's sake, right? Because like when you get out of high school and you know who you're dating, it's like, alright, that's where we were with that type of deal. So. So in this situation I have, I just have an abstract who's like, towards the end. And I was like, ah, you know, I'm gonna kind of make that step to ask her out and all that other stuff. Granted, we already did like other random things. I don't know why we just didn't classify as dating already.
Unknown Speaker 55:44
Because you're young, you know, you just like, and I mean, even nowadays, it's like, you fuck first and then you're like, Oh, well, what's your name? backwards.
Unknown Speaker 55:55
So that was like, where I was that I was like, all right.
Unknown Speaker 55:57
I'm gonna do something romantic. So I ended up doing this, like, I want to call it like a quest. It was like a little question like, Hey, here's a letter and give the letter and then they like, kind of like, Oh, okay. I forgot. Like, what, what they ended up like calling it but
Unknown Speaker 56:13
it was like a scavenger hunt type thing.
Unknown Speaker 56:17
So, I ended up doing this, everything ended up leading to my car, like, you know, at the time, I had a Ford Ranger. So this is my truck. So you know. And I was like, Yeah, you know, if you ended up picking up this rose in front of you, you end up seeing it, there's a ladder, or I go over here, and then you know, egg over here, you know, so? Yeah, you know, yeah. But yeah, it's a good note. This is like my cousin, one of my cousin's with me, because he was dating the friend. Right. And he was like, Yeah, you know, we both had a game plan. I love it. You go in there, and zigzag and zigzag when she gets to the truck. It was like, in the middle of it. It was a rose and then a letter. Would you date me? Yes or no? Right. That's, that's, that's wrong. That's yeah. Because cry,
Unknown Speaker 57:05
right. And I'm like the Hulk. She loved it. Yeah, she
Unknown Speaker 57:09
cried. She hated it. She hated it. I want you to ask me like a normal man. What the heck, what kind of girl was this?
Unknown Speaker 57:19
She was very tough at the time. Because when she hit me with that, I said, Wow,
Unknown Speaker 57:24
I didn't know that. And then, you know, her best friend was like, like, you trippin. Like that was really cute. My cousin meeting, you know, it's like I ended up doing he's like, Yeah, man. It's almost like a problem when she started crying because it was like a good 45 Second tears. And I'm like, you can give her a hug with it.
Unknown Speaker 57:43
She was like, happy tears. happy tears.
Unknown Speaker 57:46
And she was like, I was like, so yes, no. Good. You asked me like a normal man.
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Unknown Speaker 57:54
Now that part right there like literally like, that hurts a little. It did it hurt. It hurt. It hurt me like really bad. Tried fucking hard. Yeah, you know? You know? Cuz and not only that, like, it reminded me a there's one in my elementary years. And that's like my first like, grow that I liked. And I was like, Hey, do you like I was like, What's your favorite Power Ranger? Oh, Granger, the yellow. She writes it in the middle. Like, I don't want watch powering.
Unknown Speaker 58:25
Oh my god.
Unknown Speaker 58:28
That right now the drama shit. I'm like, Ah, so I was like, I
Unknown Speaker 58:33
know we ain't gonna work. I'm gonna kind of run with it. You know? I don't watch Power Rangers. She literally like she wrote it in the middle. Like, you know, it's just like, there was like red right? Or the pink one or the yellow one. She wrote right in the middle. Perfect lining and everything
Unknown Speaker 58:51
broke your little boy heart. And I was like, alright, don't
Unknown Speaker 58:53
don't like, you know, don't mess with that. I was like, I learned the lesson. And then I tried to revamp it. And I learned that lesson and like that line from there was alright, I'm just not going to be really doing like romantic stuff. And if I do, it's going to be that we're already together and we're already, you know, established. There you go. Yeah. What do you waste?
Unknown Speaker 59:12
Some of these chicks don't appreciate it.
Unknown Speaker 59:15
No, they don't. No, they don't. And it's like it for me. It's like, alright, that hurts. Like it hurts. But
Unknown Speaker 59:21
so you are you are a romantic. Say thank you. Yeah, you are romantic. Well, so as far as competition and sex goes, Do you abstain? Before the fight? Do you wait, do you have any kind of ritual at all?
Unknown Speaker 59:35
Well see, I'm still like, trying to figure that out. So I'm like, one time I'll test it. And another time I was like, you know,
Unknown Speaker 59:42
you've had Hey, you've had plenty of fights like you. Did you test it enough? You're like, I'm still in the testing phases for sex, I don't know.
Unknown Speaker 59:53
It all depends like because like the last one, the last one that was dating and everything. It was a situation where sometimes I will be like, alright, I can't do it for like three weeks, but they'd be like, ah, you know what? I'm gonna just like kind of like crap. And then I ended up going weeks, three weeks. Yeah, it's no, no, I wait for like three weeks out.
Unknown Speaker 1:00:13
Okay, you I think you actually are. That's the longest I've heard because most people on here men and women, they always say, like, I don't abide by any of that, you know, if I want to have sex, I have sex, whatever. But Tito Ortiz. He said, He abstains two weeks before the fight. And I think now you are three weeks. So I'm like, oh, a long time. Like, yes. What is your what is your? What is your thought process behind that? Is it just like a personal preference? Or do you think do you feel a difference?
Unknown Speaker 1:00:44
I'm gonna go ahead. And it's like more of a mental state. Instead of mine. It's kind of like a hunger, you know? Like, cutting weight. But so I guess I want to say I broke it down, I got it down to the moment of tested status, but it's 35 that I wait 33 weeks, but if I'm at 45, I kind of play with it. Like, I might do it. If it's like, you know, if he's with me, like if my like, like, the love is with me and everything. Alright, I might do it. And I won't feel like any type of way because I'm cutting to 4545 Easy cuts for me. Yeah, when I'm 35 It's like that, like I said, it goes to my mental state of I gotta like, starve myself. And like, Hey, I'm hungry. And at the same time on this, and if I go ahead, like, you know how Rocky, you know, women,
Unknown Speaker 1:01:26
we can lay? Oh, yeah,
Unknown Speaker 1:01:28
yeah. You know, like that, like, cutting mat? Wait, yeah, it is weakening, or at least that's the mindset that I have. Yeah. And it probably mean, I don't even like that. But, you know,
Unknown Speaker 1:01:38
I always say, if you think that abstaining for X amount of days helps you than it does, because you know, fighting is so fucking mental. Right? If you know Ronda Rousey thinks that having as much sex as possible is what's going to work for her, then obviously, that's what works for her. Right? So it's just mental. It's personal preference. And if you believe that, that's what's going to work for you, then it probably does.
Unknown Speaker 1:02:02
Yeah, that's it. That's it. That's all I'm like. 35, three weeks, 45 testing stages. And it'd be funny to me. I thought you can't do this. I'm like, I know. But I'm kind of 45 It's just a deeper meaning to me just understand and
Unknown Speaker 1:02:18
honestly, ya know, it's honestly, honestly, that's only fighters or you know, maybe boxers only someone who has had to cut or drop, you know, a certain amount of weight class will understand how much you change. Because when you take when you take so much away from yourself so many little pleasures, you know, you become a different person, you're not as happy you're not you know, whatever you like food or relaxation, it's just like cutting to a super low, quite like, super low weight class. For me, it's 125 when you're cutting that low, you're like, for me personally, and you tell me if it's the same, but I feel like I'm miserable. Most of the time, like, and then I make weight still miserable. And then I eat you know, and you still kind of feel like shit because you, you know, did so much shit to your body. And then you fight and you win. And you're like, Okay, I'll do it again. But it's a really fucked up process. It really is. It really is. It kind of
Unknown Speaker 1:03:16
reminds me of like, the whole like, no, like, tell the story with the Russians, like, all this is weird. Anybody else will probably walk away from it. But here I am asking you next week. You know, and it's like, like, you know, something in that like, you know, state of mind for me. So I ended up filling it and it's like, I don't even eat the week of the weigh ins like you know, wait, you don't eat it all. At 35 non like are good. I was cutting wrong. Now just go ahead and yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. I always like throw it back up. So it'll be me like, if I ended up argument's sake, this was like, my juice up on Monday. This is what I'm drinking all the way throughout. So meaning whatever's in this is what I'm drinking for the whole
Unknown Speaker 1:03:58
year. You have to ration your your liquids? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Unknown Speaker 1:04:01
Actually, like, you know, it's like an if I ate, I'm throwing it up. So it was like more fluid for me that I wasn't doing so I was like, doing it wrong, but it's at the same time. Certain people can do it, like, you know, it's good for me early in my career, but later in the career kind of like started like, you know, I'm like you started seeing I got to the moment where I'm like, stressed out and had like a mini stroke type ordeal. You know? Go I was like so stressed and then like, that's where it came down to that partner they were your partner is supposed to have your you know, like the little a, you know, you're supposed to be my Yang or you know, whatever the opposite of Yeah. Pulling out. Yeah. I have, you know, so it's that wasn't working because it's like, like I stated I'm pissed that person off. So that person already hates my so it's like, all right, this is where I'm at. I'm in this awkward loop and I can't eat and then next you know that you want to have sex, but you can't do that. Because yeah, yeah, I'm 35 and it's like, and that's like, I can't break the rule in my head because of a break rule. You know? So yeah, you know, like awkwardly floating everywhere in the mental state. The mind of things,
Unknown Speaker 1:05:01
you know, I want to ask a really personal question, you told me to be honest, I'm gonna hit you with it because I did talk to another fighter forget what male fighter was on here. But when you're cutting so much weight, you're just fucking your body up. And obviously, you and I have both done it the wrong way. Because sometimes you take a fight, it's last minute, and there's only one way to do it, and it's the wrong way. And it's hard. And you sometimes you're between a rock and a hard place financially, and you just gotta fucking do what you got to do, right? But with that said, Guys need a certain amount of energy and you know, to get it up, does cutting so much weight ever affect boners? You know what I mean? Because I've had another guy on here, talk about, you know, erections and get it. You know, when you're depleting your body? Like, is that ever an issue? Weight cutting, weight cutting, weight cutting? weight cut? Cleaner? Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 1:05:56
It's actually kind of funny, because I actually was in that situation where it was out the day after my fight, you know, not in the weight cut, because, you know, it's like, the time that I'm even thinking about Texas at 45. And it's like, okay, yeah, hey, everything works. And when I go down to 35, like that whole week, I think it's like one of those mindsets. As soon as I'm done. It's like, Alright, I'm about to go ahead and jack off. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 1:06:16
Yeah. After you after you eat and rehydrate. Right? That's what I'm saying. It's like you can't do you can't you don't even want all the cool stuff like sex or food? It's like, you're so dehydrated. All you want is some sugary, delicious, sour, you know, like,
Unknown Speaker 1:06:31
I always crave like soda soda for you. For me. I always want like fresh juices like fresh squeezed juices. I'm like, give it to me. Okay, okay.
Unknown Speaker 1:06:40
Do for me. I'm like, Alright, Mountain Dew. And it's like, I don't know why everybody is like, you know, like this. I do this and do that. And I'm like, no, no,
Unknown Speaker 1:06:50
but I think that goes back to if you think Mountain Dew is your fucking go juice. Mountain Dew is does it for you. Right? Yeah. That's especially a slogan. Yeah. Okay. Okay. So if you're 45 versus 35, it's different. No,
Unknown Speaker 1:07:09
yeah, definitely different. 45. And, you know, because I'm one of those people because, like, like I said, if I'm like, single, they'll go for, like, times when I'm not doing it. Yeah, but relationship, and especially if I'm not seeing the woman for a while, like right now. Like, my lady lives in Arizona, right. And so that's like, all that time of not doing anything. Until I go out there. Or she comes out here. It's like one of those things. And then when I get out there, a it's like, on forever, like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, oh my gosh, you got so much energy on my kids, like I did today. These are like, you know, it's like, I haven't done anything. You know, now is that time that I like, let me float? Yes. Let me fly. I just tell them like, Yeah, I'm flying. I am a bird. Let me let me out my cage. And let me give me, you know, like, it's like that. So that's like the energy of you know, from the away, cut up what's going on and everything I fortify especially, you know, but 35, mundane, like, especially after my fights and everything, not working another way, often to it in the shower, wake up.
Unknown Speaker 1:08:06
And honestly, I understand that so much, even though I'm not a male, because I just know how fucked up my body is when we're depleted that much. And I'm just like, so, okay. You have a pretty cool girlfriend right now who understands the fight life, right. But in the past, you know, what kind of conflicts has fighting caused in your relationship? Because we all know, it takes a really understanding person to be a partner to a fighter professional fighter. Oh,
Unknown Speaker 1:08:35
yeah, definitely. It's I ended up stating right now, like the side of like the Milady right now, she kind of a little glimpse of it. were granted was like the old the bare knuckle I had to cut down before he fought. So wasn't 30 530-545-4545
Unknown Speaker 1:08:51
is real good. 30 I'll see you in 10.
Unknown Speaker 1:08:59
Okay, yeah, so nice to cut that side of me. Right. And, like, she kept the whole art weight cutting and like a lot of awkward because, you know, for some odd reason, in life, especially for fighters, the week of the week cut, or the weak of weights and weights, but scaling, gotta gotta make the way that every awkward problem starts to occur. Like, you know, it could be like a flat tire or you lose your keys. It's random things and you know, and you got into remember it if you especially if you live in with your left side, or you talk to him, you know, you kind of have to like scope as it does how I got it, like, make sure I end up giving her positive energy, especially if I'm texting her and she's at work and everything, you know, no one wants to hear nothing but negative stuff at the same time. They want you to basically speak so it doesn't so they have to understanding how they move around you how you move how things is. So it's like I'm like talking to her but it's like giving her the light side. But she knows there's more to it, but she can't push it because she knows that I'm weak at it. Yeah. So now picture that constantly happening. Basically every other month, like you know just argument's sake I'm cutting
Unknown Speaker 1:10:06
Oh yeah, cuz you fight a lot. So it's not like your partner has to deal with it once or twice or three times a year you're trying to do seven,
Unknown Speaker 1:10:15
seven. So it's like you get that prep, prep, you know, she's ready for it. But it's like the same time so like, this is where that true soulmate or not true soulmate now ends up kicking. Yeah, like the last one she she could, and she got an NG and it was one of those, like, I'm doing everything to make you happy. But they're not seeing or she wasn't seeing that what she's seeing is, oh, yeah, you just frustrated, you're mad, and you know, this or that, and I gotta go and yeah, all that other stuff. And it's
Unknown Speaker 1:10:42
focused on what she's not getting versus what extra you're putting into, on top of being a fighter and a daddy and making ends meet and whatever. So, yeah,
Unknown Speaker 1:10:51
make everybody happy. And it's like, and it's like, granted, like, she'll probably catch on and like in the future, but we didn't work because she didn't try to understand it. Like, at first she was there with it. But, you know, again, I'm fighting so much that it's happening and happening and happening. And the whole thing is like, I'm trying to get us this, this net, and I'm trying to make you happy. And it's like, I'm trying to make our boy happy or whatever the case is trying to do everything. And it's like one of those moments where you just wish they could just sit down and you know, spoon you I like to be spoon on that guy that likes to be spoon. I just like that side of it. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 1:11:25
You like a little spoon position. Okay.
Unknown Speaker 1:11:31
Yeah. I know, I'm cold.
Unknown Speaker 1:11:36
I'll be telling the lady like, no, like, you're gonna want to like grab your husband or whatever the case is. I'd be like, yeah, like the school and stuff like you're not to turn on because it lets me know that you've got my back. Yeah, I'm by myself and I need to be held, you know? Anytime like I'm wondering, does that she'll just randomly just hold me and just say, you know, hey, I love you. Like, I smell things like that. I like that.
Unknown Speaker 1:11:54
I love that so much. I love that. Okay, weird, freaky question. Have you ever been asked to do something too weird in the bedroom that you were like, hold on, girl. No, not not me.
Unknown Speaker 1:12:05
Okay, I'm gonna give you my debut of this one, right? No, no, it's like most people think it's like it's normal. Or it's a it's cool. But one time, it's like, years ago, but one time is the first time ever did this. woman asked me to slap her. Right?
Unknown Speaker 1:12:22
That's, that's very normal nowadays. No.
Unknown Speaker 1:12:26
Oh, yeah. It's normal now. Okay. But then it wasn't.
Unknown Speaker 1:12:29
When was this? When was this? Like,
Unknown Speaker 1:12:31
I want to say 2000 in into 2015 or mid
Unknown Speaker 1:12:35
2015. So that is a while ago? Yeah. Yeah. So
Unknown Speaker 1:12:38
it's like approaching but it was just the debut of it. Because when I held the conversation where my cousin with this key starts laughing. Right. Okay. It was like the argument happened to him. Like a few days later, right. Okay. Back and it was like, remember that time that you told me Tell me why two days later? And asked the same thing. So I think it was like the approach of everybody's like asking for Yeah. And she ends up telling me, Slapper, and I'm talking like, one I'm like one of these people like, Hey, I don't have women's tie bar. Do you? Okay, yeah. No matter what the situation wherever it is. Good stance. Yeah, you know, so it's like, she goes, slap Mm hmm. So this is the middle like, man, you're mad strokes and everything. Not here. Slap. Slap me. I said. Okay. So I go ahead and do this. Right. Yeah, right. Just better. Yeah. You know, so Asha gets what type of shit is that? I said, slap me. So I'm like, so, no harder the harder. Yeah, just a little harder. What'd she say? She said what the fuck? So there's no like I said, I'm awkward with awkward stuff. So my response is just like this. What slapped me harder. I'm like, okay. Oh, I popped her like, Okay. is good. Oh, go. I looked at her and I thought like, it was like one of those like, I ended up like slapping a whole new person there. I slapped the kinky out of her. Like
Unknown Speaker 1:14:16
I said, you know, he kind of like I stopped like, okay, you know?
Unknown Speaker 1:14:23
She wasn't so aggressive anymore. She's like, that's good. That's good. That's good. For good for good.
Unknown Speaker 1:14:27
Yeah. And I'm like, and I'm like a lion and I'm I've been like a kill off for me because this is my first time ever doing it. So I'm like, Man, that was awkward. And I it's the moment like I'm already feeling awkward. So I told her like, that was awkward in the middle of the strokes. Hey, that's kind of
Unknown Speaker 1:14:48
rocky like this. Okay, okay. Yeah, he looked at me like, yeah, you know, I liked it though. I'm like, Okay, so I'm like back in my head like I like So notice, it was so awkward to me that I was thinking about it. Like, it got to this moment where the key side of she starts giving me head right. And she was giving you a head for about 45 minutes. I promise you
Unknown Speaker 1:15:12
fucking girls and all stone.
Unknown Speaker 1:15:15
Yeah, this time I'm like, I don't even know. I knew why it was 45 minutes because at 45 minutes I was sitting here thinking like, Oh, damn, I really slapped her like, Damn she okay, like she
Unknown Speaker 1:15:24
that's what you were thinking about while you were
Unknown Speaker 1:15:26
taught a whole time. And I'm like
Unknown Speaker 1:15:30
Mama Mama didn't raise me like that Mama didn't raise me.
Unknown Speaker 1:15:34
I every possible thing
Unknown Speaker 1:15:36
you could possibly think of as popping in my head. But like my, but you know, I wasn't like, I was hard. Yeah, there.
Unknown Speaker 1:15:43
Well, you had a girl between your legs do and stuff. So we got
Unknown Speaker 1:15:46
45 minutes, I promise you're not time to shit. And it was just like a standard. I was like, This is gonna be a conversation. I was like, I'm really about to bring this up to my cousin, my brother, my cousin. Tell him
Unknown Speaker 1:15:58
about this whole time. I'm like, like, you know, I'm
Unknown Speaker 1:16:01
just like thinking like, Hey, I wonder if they did this. Because it's like, because me this this. This awkward is different. This is a new world. I'm like in a whole new world right now. I'm like, wow, this is different. You guys see the stars.
Unknown Speaker 1:16:14
First of all, I want to say we need to work on some like, exercises to keep you present in the moment because I feel like you should be focused on other things right now.
Unknown Speaker 1:16:23
Like I have ADHD, like you know, you know, like the whole thing. So I'm like sideswiped I'm, like, mind blown. And I'm like, Oh, I didn't like the best kicker of this part. It was like, the best head you ever had. I'm like, yeah.
Unknown Speaker 1:16:40
Oh my god. Yeah. But my mind is like, I'm still going to practice I just slept.
Unknown Speaker 1:16:44
Yeah, I'm on this lap. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, I'm
Unknown Speaker 1:16:47
on that and she talks about. she ever had home like, you know, got queen. I'm like, Yeah, I just got done slapping you, you know, I was like, so I gotta go home.
Unknown Speaker 1:17:00
Well, I gotta write. I gotta go. I promise you as soon as I get back or get in the car. I'm
Unknown Speaker 1:17:09
like, my brother doesn't pick up the phone. So I called my cousin. I'm like, Hey, random question. Have you ever seen a woman? Like what? He was like, Well, yeah, Zach was like, What? No, like, what happened? And I was like, she just asked me to slap her in the middle of the strokes. And I was so I was like, I'm gonna tell you right now. I had, I had four attempts, and I fucked up all three. Last one. I got it, right.
Unknown Speaker 1:17:36
It didn't sound like I'm doing I think I slept to shit. I was like, I slept. I was like, I slept the whole new person. And
Unknown Speaker 1:17:41
so he's laughing. And I promise you it was like two days. Three days later, it happened to him. And he was like, man, it's different. I like it. So he's loving it. Me. I'm over on that like shit. It's still like, yeah, at the time. It's still confusing. I'm like, alright, but then now it's like, Alright, now I know. It's a normal thing. And it's Oh, yeah, go for a deal. But I
Unknown Speaker 1:17:59
mean, that's a great story. I love that so much. But you know, like, obviously, you understand this. And just to put it out there for you guys listening. You're like, oh, I want to slap a chick. Always ask for consent. Don't be just slapping a chick out here. Okay, like.
Unknown Speaker 1:18:16
Yeah, actually, I would just wait and let her bring it up. That's a safe bet. You know, don't be like kind of hit you like, Oh, I'll be like, Fuck it out red flag.
Unknown Speaker 1:18:26
Red flags. And imagine the conversation you have on the way home like hey, just ask the Slattery
Unknown Speaker 1:18:31
password. Yeah, speaking of red flags, is there a pet peeve that you have in the bedroom?
Unknown Speaker 1:18:37
Unknown Speaker 1:18:41
another story. So it's a it's one of those things of like, having like, if it's a quickie, it's cool. But it was one of those cases about everything gotta come off. Like it's one of those things
Unknown Speaker 1:18:53
you'd like to be Nikki Nikki? Naked naked.
Unknown Speaker 1:18:55
Okay. So one time it's it sucks. I don't know.
Unknown Speaker 1:18:59
I hate when a guy leaves his socks on that is so fucking weird. And it's to me, it's
Unknown Speaker 1:19:05
like, I It's so uncomfortable to me. I will literally and like minstrel stop just to take off my socks or like, you know, whatever the case is. I got socks on, you know? So there was one time this lady had or this chick and her socks on this is long time ago too. But she had her socks on. And or no, my bad. My bad. She didn't have socks on Tasha socks. Just Nope. So. So this is just how bad the feet was. But I didn't see it. All right. Wait, wait.
Unknown Speaker 1:19:33
Well, real quick, real quick. Or you said how bad the feet were like? Like, like, right, poorly kept poorly kept. Okay.
Unknown Speaker 1:19:45
Okay, so in this, I'm like, we're in the middle of it going at it. And it comes down to this moment of like, I don't know what it is. I like to grab the foot to put it up. So that's where I'm at. Grab, flip. Pull it up. And it didn't feel like normal feet. She's like, a big foot up. Here. Yes, Big Foot. As I did it, I'm like, you know, it's kind of like still dark. You know, it's like bit dark, so I can't really see what's going on. I just know that I feel like you know, my touch game. It's like, alright, a touch the feet. I'm pulling it up. I'm like, yeah, that's how I'm like sexy voice right? Yeah. Take your socks. Right? They are. Oh, my.
Unknown Speaker 1:20:30
You're like, Oh, my bad. My bad. Wow.
Unknown Speaker 1:20:37
And it was so bad that I was like, instantly everything like cut off like wasn't you know, hard. No more.
Unknown Speaker 1:20:43
I'm like, hey, this Oh, so it was a huge turnoff.
Unknown Speaker 1:20:48
Yeah, that was that was that was the number one because the whole time because now it's like when I feel like I just insulted like I said, I'm not gonna awkwardness. So I'm awkward. And I made it awkward because I stop, you know, then at the same time, I kind of turned mine on because like I was there, it was like, now I gotta seek right? Yeah. No socks on. And that whole time. I was like, oh, you know, it's I put her in the awkward situation. And then the middle of it. My cousin kind of ended up taking one for the team that day. Right. Okay. So one of my cousins like, one of my cousin ended up taking one for the team that day. So
Unknown Speaker 1:21:24
it's always one of those movies. Like, you know, he you know, he brings it up,
Unknown Speaker 1:21:28
like, What do you mean, he took one for the team? Let's be really the past in or what was going on here?
Unknown Speaker 1:21:35
You know, like the know, she had a French brought a friend. Okay. The attractive okay. Oh, yeah. Got it. And you know, it was like, he kind of who's in it and then was like, and again, like some time ago, like, I was like, I was feeling really bad about it. But I'm over here and I'm feeling even worse because of the Sox thing. So now it's like a whole awkward situation. Because it's like, like, I don't know what else you want to do. Because I don't want to play games. You know, get you out. Yeah, go home.
Unknown Speaker 1:22:08
I love that story so much. I feel like this is the perfect transition for the lightning six round. For you listening at home, you're not familiar with this. It's a rapid fire yes or no segment where I ask Andre, what he's into and he just says yes or no. But Andre, if you want to elaborate because sometimes I'll ask a question and the guests will be like, wait, I need to clarify. I'm like, oh, feel free. Okay, okay, here we go. Lightning sex round with Andre. Do you dirty talk in bed? Yes. Spank are like to be spanked. It's fake. Biting.
Unknown Speaker 1:22:53
I have a biter. Yes. Choking. Definitely. I'm a choker. I like to choke and I like to be choked.
Unknown Speaker 1:22:59
Okay. What about threesomes?
Unknown Speaker 1:23:04
So, it's gonna go 50 feet. You're now on to this debt bomb. Elaborate. Okay, like I never had a threesome. Never. Never. And it's like the, like the closest threesome that I ever had. So I'm gonna tell you this. It was a woman that ended with me and one of the other cameras ended up giving us a foot handjob
Unknown Speaker 1:23:25
can't wait, hold on a foot. Wait, wait, I'm thinking like a foot hand job. But you mean the foot job. Just a foot job.
Unknown Speaker 1:23:38
Yeah, but I'm talking like Jacqueline I saw with her just her feet. With the feet. She's in the splits. She has one foot over there and one foot over here. And she was like, both guys at the same time. Game calm and that was like the closest threesome I ever had. And do you see this? Yes.
Unknown Speaker 1:23:59
I was like, not even mad at her. I'm just impressed. I'm just impressed.
Unknown Speaker 1:24:05
And I probably just like is one of those like, random stories, but no threesome I ever had. Like, you know, so it's like, Hey,
Unknown Speaker 1:24:14
I'm so happy. You elaborated on that. Okay. We'll move it along here. Do you watch porn? Yes. Okay, now this is a perfect question. Any fetish is like a foot fetish.
Unknown Speaker 1:24:30
We mushy. I would say are you really? A booty fit or leg finish? I'm gonna like finish I like legs. Oh, really?
Unknown Speaker 1:24:37
Well, part of the leg. You OSI guy. You a calf guy. What do you got? You can get the whole thing.
Unknown Speaker 1:24:46
I will say the whole thing because like one thing is like, my lady looks like one of the attributes that I love about it is her legs. She doesn't like it and it's like our lace that pops into her butt. So it's like, I'd be there. I gotta say, not Besides, the fact isn't Senator like all time. Have a sex Mimi's every day. Every day, it's like if you ever just say, Hey, let me look at your DM for me, you'll end up seeing nothing but sex. Right? It'd be like, it'd be like from that sex. Mimi's to the moment Mitani okay, I love licking her legs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that sounds like God.
Unknown Speaker 1:25:24
I love it. All right, how about bodily fluid fetish?
Unknown Speaker 1:25:30
Explained body fluids. Are
Unknown Speaker 1:25:32
we talking like be anything?
Unknown Speaker 1:25:35
Like a like, I like her to sit on my face and especially when it comes to stuff like that. So yeah, yeah. Okay.
Unknown Speaker 1:25:41
All right. What about bondage so it could be like ropes blindfold handcuffs, anything like that. I'm definitely into those. Yeah. Okay. Role playing almost say yes. Roll plan. Just
Unknown Speaker 1:25:57
the fact is in the back of my time, it was like a stripper so it was like one of those I didn't thank you used to be a stripper. Super fun fact. Fun fact, I was shipped to a stripper. I was there we about two years and it was actually supposed to be like a funny game because like most people end up saying like this like, argument's sake. I have only fans. I made all the fans page back then. Like, you know, cuz people say you know to do it. I'll do it right now. Yeah. Okay. So I went from there and also, like, sort of strippers like two years, but it was like here and there. And it'd be like surprises have a there's a birthday. Do you want to? Yeah, okay. Like, you know, Thunder Down Under.
Unknown Speaker 1:26:37
I was awesome. Okay, I love that.
Unknown Speaker 1:26:42
Stuff like that, you know? When I was young, like, you know, so I was like, I
Unknown Speaker 1:26:45
had the body I was like, super athletic and strong and stuff like this. I'm okay. Let me jump up and do it. I could dance. So
Unknown Speaker 1:26:53
I bet yeah, I seen your I seen your videos dancing. And that was probably such a fun job. I might need to bring you back on to continue that conversation. But let's continue with the lighting sector and I guess, okay, but stuff on you or a partner.
Unknown Speaker 1:27:07
But yeah. Oh, my partner.
Unknown Speaker 1:27:09
All right. Definitely. Get
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close as you can get his like to pull me in deeper.
Unknown Speaker 1:27:15
All right. All right. Cheeks only do you use sex toys?
Unknown Speaker 1:27:22
Now, I wish or sometimes I actually feel like I will be into using them
Unknown Speaker 1:27:27
in the future. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, they're fun. All right. Ever been to a sex club or a swingers party?
Unknown Speaker 1:27:34
Not a swingers party but a sex club I have. And it was one of those like, awkward pictures when I actually got my outfit from from like one of the sex shops. Oh, really? What did you wear? Okay. Wow. And I believe I had the mask on I opened up look. Yeah, sent me that picture. Like super leather down. Okay, awesome. And then
Unknown Speaker 1:28:03
are you a lingerie lover?
Unknown Speaker 1:28:05
I love lawns right? Just because I'm able to take it off. I'm able to take it off is like a super turn on and always like laid out it's totally possible to take it off.
Unknown Speaker 1:28:14
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Awesome. Okay, and then body hair. Yay or Nay?
Unknown Speaker 1:28:23
Ah It depends. I guess I prefer not to but I do like the area Bush from like the 70s Yeah, 70s here and there. But you gotta like mix me up because if it's always like that, okay. Oh, you know it's like because you never know that might be the demand to have that No Shave November I'll still fuck with it. You know? You gotta you gotta mix me up.
Unknown Speaker 1:28:47
Okay sounds good and ever been caught having sex or masturbating?
Unknown Speaker 1:28:52
I have been talking to having sex masturbating no one have caught me yet.
Unknown Speaker 1:28:56
We want to share that being caught story with us or maybe next show
Unknown Speaker 1:29:01
I will say it depends on you because like it's a good story
Unknown Speaker 1:29:05
because actually led him to the moment of how I got into the strip ring and actually got
Unknown Speaker 1:29:10
we got to hear it and before when you tell this story a very important question. What was your stripper name
Unknown Speaker 1:29:20
I like two names so one some of them used to call me genuine so this is the full fact All right my score college years they were calling me genuine like I was really right and track me like genuine Okay, and then there's Daddy Long
Unknown Speaker 1:29:34
Legs long legs I like that one.
Unknown Speaker 1:29:38
That was my thunder down on that's great down was like everybody else I had legs is probably the greatest
Unknown Speaker 1:29:48
all right let's hear this story about how you got caught having sex and it led to you being a stripper in your young years.
Unknown Speaker 1:29:54
Okay, so Alright, mistake so this way ended up happening. This is another situation of me not asking. So Oh, you're not asking like, Hey, do you have some money? All I know is I'm on my way. I'm out there. I'm there. I'm in mid power strokes and the whole nine are screaming. I bet it, right. We're like, hotel ish type ordeal. It's like LA like, it's hotel vibe. But it's like apartment. I guess whoever the case is. I'm in the EU, right? The whole 909 door knock. dude walks in. Now, it's like one of those situations. Do you finish?
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